Children's TV- Uhm, what happened?

Yes, I'm 16, a Junior in high school, and I still watch Disney, Nickelodeon, and Cartoon Network. Yes, I am not ashamed to say it, I love shows on those channels. My favorites that still air currently are Spongebob, ICarly, Victorious, Shake It Up, Good Luck Charlie, Fish Hooks, Tom and Jerry, Looney Toons, Regular Show, MAD,  & Adventure Time.

But other than those shows, the other shows kind of disgust me. They have become so stupid, annoying, repulsive, and just a waste of time.

Like these-

This show makes me want to rip my hair out and punch the TV. I've never actually watched a full episode. Seeing 5 minutes of it makes me go insane. It's the dumbest show on the face of the earth. 

This is just stupid. Never watched a full episode. Seeing five minutes of it disgusts me. 

Three words- What. The. Fudge. This is just an idiotic rip off of Jimmy Neutron WHICH was a great show, but this isn't. 

Supah Ninjas and Power Rangers also seem pretty stupid, but I've never even seen any of either of them so I can't judge. Just the word SUPAH in the title makes it seem stupid. 

Yeah, I'm using the word stupid a lot. 

I could talk about Disney's Phineas and Ferb, and Fish Hooks, but those are actually good shows. Disney hasn't disappointed me with their cartoons. (Yet) Disney's So Random is pretty pointless though.

Cartoon Network on the other hand, a lot of shows would be named. Except for All the Looney Toons, Tom and Jerry, MAD, Regular Show, and Adventure Time. 

Shows these days just embarrassing to me. If you're around my age, don't you remember the shows being so much better!? 

People in society wonder.. "Why is the new generation so obtuse at times?"

MAYBE BECAUSE THE SHOWS THEY ARE WATCHING ARE SO STUPID IT KILLS THEIR BRAIN CELLS! 

*Calms self.*

Dating in shows, oh my gosh. Little kids in like first grade are like I HAVE A BOYFRIEND! When I was in first grade, I still thought boys were disgusting. 

Why is that?

Because the shows my generation watched as kids weren't as.. hmm.. what can I call it? Raunchy? Racy? Sexy? Inappropriate? 

I like answering my own questions.

Here is a great example-

I love this show, I really do. But take a look at this that I heard from an episode-

Teddy (To father who is about to go on a date with the mother character)- Alight, you guys go ahead and have some fun tonight. But not too much fun, we have enough kids already. 

And from another episode-

Mother (talking about her trip to a ski resort where her and her husband got married)- They said we were perfect for each other so, we did it!

Father( Quickly and nervously interrupting) Got married! 

That was pretty much my face after I heard both of those lines on the show. They are clearly referencing to sex. IT'S DISNEY CHANNEL! 

In every other show, like Shake it Up, ICarly, Victorious, Good Luck Charlie, and ANT Farm, there is dating and kissing. (ICarly people just LOVE to make out..) 

It's a shame little kids are exposed to that every single day. 

I mean sure, dating and crushes are fine. But does there have to be make out sessions on shows little kids watch? It's just totally uncalled for. 

You know what were two great shows- The Amanda Show and Drake and Josh. 

I wish those were still on. Those are classics.  You should definitely watch all these videos, they are hilarious. It's even more hilarious now that I'm older. 

What planet are you from? FALSE!
I pretty much peed my pants on that whole part.

See? Why can't good shows like this come on kids' channels anymore?
I'm not saying all today's TV shows are bad, but you guys know what I mean.
What is your opinion? Did you pee your pants laughing at these videos? Let me know!